ShyG

Well I have finally finished my University and started my first Job! YAY!! It has been a long summer and I am glad to be back! I enjoy trying different and new things. Good conversation and a quick witt go a long way. One or two word messages tend to get ingored.

I enjoy photography, sometimes with a bit of a theme to the photos and sometimes just random by the moment what seems interesting. I'm trying to learn Photoshop so once in a while I'll bore all of you with some of that as I try to learn different things. Most of all here for the fun.

A favour please,
I apreciate all the invitations but I'm going to ask all of you with no avi or only a cock avi to please pass me by. I mean what I say above, I enjoy interesting people so have something interesting on your profile or write a message first to tempt me. I'm afraid that an invitation with nothing to indicate what your interests might be or nothing to suggest you are a good converstionalist with a sense of humour does not do the job.
Sorry but I'll be declining invitations like what is mentioned above automaticly.

Sorry, for those who are unable to translate the above, it means I don't even look at those invitations. They don't get opened or read. They just go to delete. OK?

FAQ ..............PLEASE READ !!!!!!!!!!!!

Q1. Do you have MSN, Yahoo, AOL, CBC, Fox Network or anything else?
A. I have MSN, Gmail and Yahoo but I can chat on here, thanks!!!

Q2. Can you talk dirty to me?
A. Garbage, rubbish, recycle, crap, unclean, soiled, carbon footprint and finally filthy.
Now, did you manage to shoot your man-porridge all over your keyboard based on the dirty filthy talk above?

Q3. Will you supply me with photos because I'm sure there are no nude photos of any women on this site or any other website on the world wide web?
A. NO! Use the camera on your phone to take some happy snaps of your partner. You know you want to....

Q4. Are you interested in cam to cam?
A. Nope. What's the point in supplying lazy men with virtual sex. Camming is as about as pointless as me giving a soapy tit job to a guy with a two inch penis, I don't get any benefit from either activity.

Q5. Do you want to see my cock on cam?
A. Nope. Ask your wife, girlfriend, lover, mistress or go and flash on a side of the highway, bus depot or outside a Police Station!

Q6. Do you like my cock pictures?
A. I'm not interested in your cock pictures. What's the point? Apart from a lame attempt to boost your already low ego!

Q7. I have a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 cm penis, so what do you think?
A. Nothing. Ask your partner. If you don't have a partner then the realisation should suddenly hit you that there is more to attraction than inches or indeed centimetres.

Q8. Would you like to Skype with me?
A. NO! My Skype is for my use, with friends, try the phone sex sites on the web and have your bank account & credit card details ready!!

Q9. Will you meet me as a single guy?
A. Nope, did that once, it was 10mins of rather ordinary sex and 3 hours of inane chatter over coffee about why his wife doesn't understand him.
Won't be doing that again.

Q10. My wife/girlfriend (who trusts me) was....
(1) Involved in a seven car pile up and is in hospital for 3 months...
(2) Has gone to her mum's funeral and to make arrangements, plus console her grieving father and is away for 3 weeks
(3) Is due to give birth next week with likely complications...
(4) Has been told she has terminal cancer with only 4 weeks to live or...
(5) Has told me I'm crap in bed, my body stinks, that my cock smells of Brie and she goes up to bed before I do and pretends to be asleep......
A. No

Q11."Damn it I married the bitch and I'm pissed off she isn't considerate enough to be here and take care of ME!!!'
so.....
Will you meet me for sex?
A. NO!

Q12. I'm from a far-off land (which has a reputation for treating women as third class citizens)and I want you to fly over to my country at your expense to meet me and so I can worship you for the first 24 hours then put you to work for the next 24 years.

A. Mmmm. Get real......!!!

Thanks